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From the scrapped album "This Is The Album" (2014).

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[x2]
Okay, cupid
I’m on OKcupid

Yo! Internet dating is the tits
Got more pussy than Peter North’s dick
But it’s not fitting for a relationship
Cuz all the girls are stuck up or crazy as shit
Spent a year on this site and that’s it
Think I’ve had enough of it
Full of shitty conversationalists
And completely psycho stalker chicks
Well those are the girls that flock to me
My last girl wore an ‘A’ for adultery
This new girl just likes that I’m a rapper
She’s actually a struggling actor
We got a name for that, it’s waitress
But I like her so I won’t say shit
I’m not the kinda guy to just hit it
But if the opportunity arises, I’ll be honest
If she’s remotely intelligent, I’m on it
If she likes Seth MacFarlane, I’m on it
If she likes Eyedea, I’ll put a ring on her
If she likes me enough I’ll write a song about her
Just can’t promise it’ll be a happy tune
If she shows me the slightest bit of attitude
Break-up songs are how I make my living
It’s why “Love + Other Drugs” made a killing
Was flying so high till I hit the ceiling
When this one girl said she didn’t feel me
Never thought rejection could kill me
After that I was running on empty
But that’s one in an entire sea of fish
After what she did, had to relearn how to swim
Now I’m strapped with a hook to reel ‘em in
Now it’s just a matter if Ima let ‘em in
[Chorus]

Never meant to shade my ex-girlfriends but they hurt me
Never meant to shame these next chicks but it’s working
Now that I’m a rapper, rolling in sheets like it’s Halloween
Ghost of ex-girlfriends past, McConaughey travesty
Of epic proportions, Moses parting red seas
Was that sexual? I don’t know, maybe
Before “Love + Other Drugs” you totally played me
10,000 albums later you wanna have my baby
Success has given me the pick of the litter
But past relationships have also made me bitter
Hey, you got a kid? Cool, I’ll find you a sitter
Cuz I love eating milfs out like steak for dinner
I bet you’ve never seen that side of me before, huh?
Kill kids in audiences, call it performing abortions
That line in poor taste? I don’t give a fuck hun
I’ll stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey at least once
I might be playing, or I might be serious
Until I had confidence though, you girls weren’t hearin’ this
So who would rather have – the romantic or the madman?
How about a bit of both ready for action?
She wanted a casual sex so I fucked that chick
When opportunity knocks, you answer it
But I must admit that I miss romance a bit
But if the glove fits, you better wear that shit

[Chorus]

Maybe I’m just meant to die alone
At least I’ve got myself so that’s okay, though
This one girl’s on my mind, I don’t know if she’s worth the struggle
But winter is coming so I’m looking to cuddle
I don’t get when girls say that they are all about me
Maybe because life conditioned me to hate myself
So I just put these darker emotions on a shelf
And show the side of me that love’s itself

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from The E​.​P​.​'s of S​.​A​.​, Vol. 2, released December 20, 2014
Music, lyrics, & vocals: Armando Flores Jr.

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